Litterbug
A muscular beefcake of a man stands near the doors of a westbound SkyTrain.
He has a shaved head, and is wearing a United Van Lines t-shirt and mirrored sunglasses.
Shortly after the train pulls out of a station, he reaches out a large paw of a hand and starts prying at the door of the train.
The train continues accelerating, and the man manages to wedge the ends of his fingers in the crack between the doors. Surrounding passengers' faces flash with a look of horror, as if an opening of the door while the train is moving might suck the entire contents of the train car out into space. The man pays them no attention.
He tugs on the door, and manages to open a crack about four inches across between the sliding doors.
Everyone on the train holds their breath to see what he's doing.
With his other hand, the man reaches over with a rolled up 24 Hours newspaper, and chucks it out through the crack in the door.
A quick gasp escapes several mouths.
The man adjusts his sunglasses, crosses his arms, and leans back against the wall of the train car.
No one says a word.
He has a shaved head, and is wearing a United Van Lines t-shirt and mirrored sunglasses.
Shortly after the train pulls out of a station, he reaches out a large paw of a hand and starts prying at the door of the train.
The train continues accelerating, and the man manages to wedge the ends of his fingers in the crack between the doors. Surrounding passengers' faces flash with a look of horror, as if an opening of the door while the train is moving might suck the entire contents of the train car out into space. The man pays them no attention.
He tugs on the door, and manages to open a crack about four inches across between the sliding doors.
Everyone on the train holds their breath to see what he's doing.
With his other hand, the man reaches over with a rolled up 24 Hours newspaper, and chucks it out through the crack in the door.
A quick gasp escapes several mouths.
The man adjusts his sunglasses, crosses his arms, and leans back against the wall of the train car.
No one says a word.