Brained
"Have you thought about what would happen if a horde of zombies came out of that alley towards us?"
"Oh my god. I don't know. I think we'd be turned into zombies. Not a chance of surviving here."
"I wonder which would be worse — to be eaten alive in a fit of horrible pain, or to be lightly bitten, but then to become a zombie yourself and prey on your friends and loved ones?"
"I don't know. I saw one movie where there was almost nothing left of the guy, but he still dragged himself around trying to gnaw on people."
At this point the waitress arrived, and asked if we wanted anything to drink.
"I'll try the pale ale you have on draught."
"For me, I'll try the Newcastle Brain . . . I mean . . . Brown ale."
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Maktaaq: I don't know about those poor animals at PetCetera. For example, I think that when the big zombie invasion happens, the first thing I'm going to do is break in there and set all those captive animals free.
Matt: . . . To make it easier for the zombies to eat the animals out on the sidewalk, rather than having to go to all the trouble to break into the place to eat them?
Maktaaq: Uh, no. Remember? Zombies don't eat fish.
"Oh my god. I don't know. I think we'd be turned into zombies. Not a chance of surviving here."
"I wonder which would be worse — to be eaten alive in a fit of horrible pain, or to be lightly bitten, but then to become a zombie yourself and prey on your friends and loved ones?"
"I don't know. I saw one movie where there was almost nothing left of the guy, but he still dragged himself around trying to gnaw on people."
At this point the waitress arrived, and asked if we wanted anything to drink.
"I'll try the pale ale you have on draught."
"For me, I'll try the Newcastle Brain . . . I mean . . . Brown ale."
* * *
Maktaaq: I don't know about those poor animals at PetCetera. For example, I think that when the big zombie invasion happens, the first thing I'm going to do is break in there and set all those captive animals free.
Matt: . . . To make it easier for the zombies to eat the animals out on the sidewalk, rather than having to go to all the trouble to break into the place to eat them?
Maktaaq: Uh, no. Remember? Zombies don't eat fish.