Hot
Not so bad an idea: sampling the various hot sauces at Sammy J. Pepper's with a toothpick.
Not so good an idea: playing with said toothpick with my fingers, and then going to pee without washing my hands off first. Oh, the burning.
Not so good an idea: playing with said toothpick with my fingers, and then going to pee without washing my hands off first. Oh, the burning.