Keywords
Wow, I'm an authority! :)
[All]: "onomatopoeia" [of course]
Google: "hesse's siddhartha"
Google: "can't sleep, clowns will eat me"
Google: "comparison of tao te ching by lao tzu and the bhagavad gita"
Google: "essays on sneaking out" [This has to be my recent favorite :)]
Google: "ego, id, superego"
Google: "levi's ad french dictionary" "levi's commercial french" "levi commercial french dictionary" [the one with Air's "Playground Love" as the soundtrack, presumably]
Google: "letter writing to an old friend that you have not seen in 10 years" [aw, shucks]
Don't really want to know what they were really looking for....
Google: "girls having sex with lions" [Last I checked I was still search result number 3 or 4 for this phrase. Scary.]
Google: "sister stripped"
Google: "lao boyfriend" [I'm sure this was a legitimate search — just not a service I can provide.]
MSN: "2002 hairball festival" [This one disturbed me so much I tried searching to find out 1) how high on the list I was and 2) whether such an event actually exists. No luck on either count.]
MSN: "wool lick" [Ew.]
Yahoo: "animated photograph of a scorpion"
Um, okay?
Google: "holes in the butt"
Google: "latin pants stretch polyester"
Google: "debauchery maiden"
Yahoo: "my own death"
Yahoo: "she kiss her girl friend"
[other]: "dreams of the last days"
And, lastly, those people who don't seem to get the whole onomatopoeia concept
Google: "love onomatopoeia" ["ooh, ah, oh" ?]
Google: "very short onomatopoeia" ["O" ?]
Yahoo: "onomatopoeia about friends" [Smack, Pow, Whop. Oh wait, that wouldn't be a friend then, would it? What kinds of noises do friends make anyway? Or maybe it's related to "love onomatopoeia" above? Regardless, there have been at least two other variations of this same search phrase.]
Yahoo: "food onomatopoeia"
Yahoo: "onomatopoeia pictures"
Yahoo: "how to write an onomatopoeia"
